Ben Cintron

Dumb Guest

• Guest: Where you have sauna (mispronounced)?
• Me: I'm sorry?
• Guest: Sauna! Sauna! (mispronounced)
• Me: Oh, you mean sauna? No sir, we don't have a sauna. We have a jacuzzi outside.
• Guest: Oh ok, you no have sauna?
• Me: No sir, no sauna.
• Guest: ...In my house upstairs. No hot water. Engineer came and leave, he not come back.
• Me: Sir, the engineer went to the basement to switch the water heater back on. Just let it run for a few moments and the hot water should filter through.
• Guest: No, send engineer, this not my job.
• Me: To turn on the faucet?
• Guest: No, he come back and fix it.